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Any liquid drunk from glass reported to taste like P████ brand cola.Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: Site-19 Current Status: Destroyed after being dropped by canteen worker █████ ███████.Item Description: Glass paperweight which constantly floats exactly seven (7) centimeters above any given surface. Item Description: A drinking glass that visually appears to be able to hold a pint (568 ml) of fluid, but overflows when more than 35 ml is poured into it.
Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: ███████, ███████ Current Status: Incinerated.
Foreword: The SCP Foundation has discovered a substantial number of items which are simply too useless to merit further attention.
This document lists those items which have prompted some curiosity.
Accuracy or even proficiency with the firearm is not required for the anomaly to function.
Voice sounds whether or not the shot is, in fact, "nice". Only long-sleeve, blue, men's dress shirts with collar sizes between 15.5" and 16.5" can successfully be hung upon it.